Casey86

Just realized that my birthday is a week away lol

Why did the Easter bunny have to fire the duck? He kept quacking the eggs. Happy Easter to those who celebrate and Happy Sunday everyone

Finally back home, had fun in Milwaukee. Concert and then going to some old Jeffery Dahmer spots

Interesting fact of the day. I'm staying at the hotel that Jeffery Dahmer killed someone. Just found that out lol.

Happy Friday everyone, make sure to have a good one

What do you call a moose with no name? Anony-moose. Hope you're all having a good evening

We’re the only species known to blush, some of us easier than others....like me lol. Well there's your interesting fact for today.

Today is my Friday so hopefully it's a good one. Hope you all have a good day today

The height of the Eiffel Tower can vary up to six inches, depending on the temperature. Fun fact of the day. Happy Wednesday

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named the worst employee at the toy factory

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph Happy Tuesday everyone

What’s big, scary and has three wheels? A monster on a tricycle.

Did you hear about the dog who swallowed scrabble tiles? His next trip out to the yard spelled “disaster”.

I had a great pun lined up about cheddar, but it was way too cheesy.

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore Happy Friday everyone

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble using chopsticks? “Use the fork, Luke.”

Why are piggy banks so wise?

They’re filled with common cents.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy