Complete random bollox...

[Spangle]

Let the bollocky randomness commence

 

[Spangle]

Do you know..

If your auntie had balls she'd be your uncle

 

[Lakeside]

Random huh?

 

[Spangle]

Random huh?

I like your thinking Lakeside

 

[Spangle]

Eat my shorts Marty

 

[AmberDoll]

strawberry lip balm on my nipples

 

[Lupine]

140 is too small a number.

 

[Lupine]

Sometimes I want to just see it burn do I can see what colour it tastes..

 

[Spangle]

Why do you wake up with a hard-on? Why do I wake up with a wide-on?

Anwers on a postcard please...

 

[Spangle]

There was a young man called Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
He said "isn't it disgusting,
It only needs dusting"
Think of the money I'll save!

*sidles off*

 

[Spangle]

Seriously....fucked up shit

 

[AmberDoll]

There was a young lady from Bath
who really was up for a laugh
decide 1 day to slip away
but got lost going up her own path

 

[Spangle]

What's up mate ?

My mind is an abyss...

This forum affects my chakra, man...

 

[Spangle]

There was a young lady from Bath
who really was up for a laugh
decide 1 day to slip away
but got lost going up her own path

I often get lost up my own

 

[Spangle]

Any relation to shaka Khan...... Shaka khan ........

Sister of Shaka khan't if you carry on mister

 

[Spangle]

 

[Dcdevon]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill now they got a son