Masturbation...

[Spangle]

Out of interest...with or without porn(or pictures of a sexual nature)?

 

[Kelsey12]

I used to watch porn, but in an attempt to Pavlov myself, for the past year & 1/2, I've only been masturbating to a picture of Tyne Daly while Marty Robins' El Paso plays in the background. I don't have any statistical results yet, but I do find myself eating at the Plaza Azteca more often.

 

[Spangle]

*has a secret crush on Tyne Daly*

 

[Spangle]

I been in a couple of B&B's does that count?

 

[Spangle]

On the rare occasions I have tried this (most days during my teens upto thirtyteen ) I had to use my imagination because I couldn't afford porn, I'd spent all my money on a well known brand of Mars confectionery .... Pmsl

lmao

 

[Spangle]

Lol BDSM with BBW's at a B&B

In a BMW!

 

[Spangle]

Of course...a five knuckle shuffle...

 

[Spangle]

That's a man thing...... Oh no if you're doing it.... "Without because I have a far greater imagination " which has now gone into overdrive pmsl

Or a Barclays Bank...

Pffft my knuckles can shuffle with the best of 'em

 

[Spangle]

Knocking one out!

Or is that a boxing term?

 

[Spangle]

Flicking the bean!

Or is that in Starbucks

 

[Spangle]

Pulling the pudding

Eat your heart out Gordon Ramsay

Ewww that sounds gross...but so is Gordon Ramsey

My brother does a great chicken impression with his cock and balls

 

[Spangle]

Keeping it in the family might want to be in another thread ..... If you incest with this here I might not take any further part

Lmao I only saw it once...it was never to be repeated...alcohol...I blame the alcohol....

 

[Spangle]

I suppose he has a big white eared elephant in his repertoire as well ! Lol

Ooh I must ask him...he did once stir my mate's tea with his cock though

 

[Spangle]

Hope it wasn't hot lol

He's tough....but not as tough as his bellend is now

 

[Spangle]

*pulls out the kleenex*

 

[Spangle]

Erm...for you...*check the thread title* I mutter whilst sidling off..

 

[Spangle]

And who the fuck voted for me to hush my mouth??

Lol not a wanker obvs

 

[Spangle]

Shut the f...ront door lol

 

[Spangle]

Oh I can knock one out when I wake up...love it on a full bladder...after breakfast...in the car...while walking the dog (only joking...or am I?)...

You get the drift..I don't watch tv..a girl has to have a hobby

 

[Spangle]

Guides honour! Dib dib dob...or was that the scouts??

Bob-a-job...dib dib dob