Complete random bollox...

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*rolls eyes and sighs*

 

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*has been up all night cuddling panties and is waaaaay tired*

 

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or was it my panties?

 

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A man can dream...... If he gets any sleep

A man should endeavour to go to bed at a reasonable hour

 

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A one time only deal...next time get ya feckin own

 

[Lupine]

What were oranges called before we named the colour..

 

[Spangle]

The man in question retired at 0100 after a few beers and a curry and a few beers, only to find when he put his PJ's on he became a member of the wide awake club depicted in his fetching new avatar.

(Orders now being taken for Christmas, only 20 Fridays left....)

So he thought he would call the avatar fairy godmother to thank her for this most unique gift , thinking that her and her magic dust would be crashing out the Zzzzzz's

It was now fast approaching 0200 .... You've probably guessed ! To my beerrie amazement a reply vibrated down the line......" These are off hours your keeping"

Not as odd as the next five but that's for another post......

Fairy Godmother 2 the sequel..

Martystaffs the legend...

*in awe*

The world awaits the sequel with bated breath...and a hushed tongue for once

 

[Spangle]

When did the cow die ? predictable but had to be done lol

Well I thought about expressing my own but then I realised I haven't had a baby

 

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Hushed tongue , that's it!

The Fairy Godmother Return in
Hushed Tongue

Starting Marty staffs as the Leg End

Oooh will she grant you 3 wishes?

 

[Spangle]

I would helped with that definitely a two handed job

I thought you could carry the cup and saucer actually..

#mencanneveraimright

 

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To be fair I've probably used them all up!

*negotiates a deal which only cost a bag of maltesers*

 

[Spangle]

This is fairy godmother the prequel .... We are back at the start, where all the banter started ... By the end of the thread we will have a mini series

Back at the start is always a good place to begin

 

[Lupine]

If Orange is the new Black..What's the new Orange??

 

[Lupine]

The old black .....

So Orange is the new Black and Black is the new Orange..

Batman is going to look odd :/

 

[Lupine]

If You've got 3 oranges , 5 apples, 2 peaches and 7 lemons. How many eggs does it take to make an omelette ?

Depends on if your making a 2 or 3 egg omelette.

What's all the fruit stuff as well..they don't go in an Omelette..

 

[Lupine]

I'm a bloke I keep thinking simple..That way I reduce my chances of actually being right

 

[Ellieuk]

Hmmmmmmm yep...